Welcome to the Festival of Giggles 

Always in the mood for a belly laugh or chortle, we're bringing aaaall the laughs with your very own starter pack of dad jokes.
(BYO bad gag eye rolls!)

JOIN US for More Joy and send in your jokes or riddles too.
Include your first name and age and we’ll publish.

Entry age category : 8-14 year olds only. 
Insta/ FB @realprettykind #rpkgigglefest

 

For now print off, cut out + stick together the gags (+ riddle) below.
You have a front card with the question, back card with the answer.

Many thanks to CR, Miss C + Miss Nellie for their contribution to below's assortment of glory.

Keep on funning
xRPK


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WHY WAS THE TOMATO EMBARRSSEDBECAUSE IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING

 WHAT DO GHOSTS PUT ON THEIR BAGELSSCREAM CHEESE

 WHAT DO YOU CALL A HEAD WITH NO BODY AND NO NOSENOBODY NOSE

WHY DO GIRAFFES HAVE LONG NECKSCOS THEIR FEET SMELL

WHY WAS SIX AFRAID OF SEVENBECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE

WHY DIDNT THE SKELETON CROSS THE ROADIT DIDNT HAVE THE GUTS

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYESNO IDEA

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES AND NO LEGSSTILL NO IDEA


riddle me this..

RIDDLE ME THISRIDDLE ANSWER


aaaand..

BAD GAG_PULP FICTION KETCHUP

 

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